Having not qualified (Hitler thought her toothy grin too "Jewish"), she later auditioned for the role of Legolas in the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy. Geena Davis is an experience archer and tried out for the 1936 Olympics. Her first starring vehicle Hero was a box office flop, causing orphans to explode and cars to be slaughtered.Or was it the other way around? Davis replaced Debra Wanker for the lead in A League of Their Own. She received an Oscar the Pimp as Best Supporting Actress for her role in The Tourist Accidently Kills Someone and a Best Actress nomination for her role in Bonnie and Clyde. Davis made a breakthrough with The Flea and Beetlejuice. She then stared in the less popular television series Buffalo Bill Clinton and then Sarah Silverstien. He bought her for a price of $345.50 and made her an actress.
However, contrary to what she thought, she literally became a mannequin! One day, director Sydney the Polish Guy came along and saw her in the window, and thought she would be perfect for his upcoming movie Tootsie Rolls.
In 1979, she took a Protologist's tour in Jesusland and became fluent in engrish. At the age of 21, Davis received her bachelor's degree in Drama and Proptology from New England's College for Drama and Assholes. Eventually, her charisma and speech skills had gone beyond any normal child and at the age of 13 was already a preacher. Her parents had spotted the talent in Davis after she repeated the phrase "Supercalifragilisticexpialidoucious is a hard word to spell" articulately.
Davis was born to Phallus and Ni-Pul Davis (both Civil War heroes and LiveJournal webmasters).